The Negative Nine Ball is here to save you from yourself! Just ask a yes or no question, shake the ball, and reveal the answer.
No more debating whether to text your ex or try that gas station sushi – The Negative Nine Ball knows what's best for you. 3.5" diameter plastic ball with liquid negativity
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Bought this for my desk at work and told my people that jf they want to take time off they must runn all requests through the magic 9 ball. Presented is as a knock off version of the original. So far it has been a big hit. The first person to try asked and got “hell no” as an answer! Hillarious
Billy · August 23, 2026
Would give no stars if that was possible. The saying is dark and doesn’t display fully. Customer service could be better. Still waiting for a response to my refund request.
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Amy · 12 days ago
The message dice inside struggles to show the wording about half the time. It’s a little annoying, but probably not worth the hassle of a return.
