Katter-Tat-Tat-Tat
"Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I'm concerned, you know—but I ain't spending any time on it because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland."
The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton