Microwaved rice and it's consequences have been a disaster to kitchens everywhere. They have greatly increased the rice-expectancy of those of us who live in "grain filled" countries, but they have destabilized cooking, have made meals less flavorful, have subjected rice cookers to indignities, have lead to widespread blandness, and have
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This joke will fly way over the heads of the young'ns out there, but will get a chuckle out of those of us with some grey on our heads. Very high quality patch, and it even comes with a matching Velcro backing in case you don't happen to have reams of the stuff laying around.